Sarah Ockler, Bittersweet Quotes

See, some people politely encourage their tone-deaf friends to sing. Some people even convince them to go on live television and audition for national competitions. But me? I am not that friend.

Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --

I'm not sure if you even want me around or if you just feel sorry for me. I'm not sure of anything.

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.

I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.

Would 'sorry' have made any difference? Does it ever? It's just a word. One word against a thousand actions.