Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Every time we dedicate our time and other resources to others to the people around us, we serve God

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them.

Iran is biggest strategic beneficiary of invasion of Iraq.

Memory is a tenuous thing, like a rainbow's end or a camera with a failing lens.

I've grown up with country music. I love how real everybody is, not just the artists, but the fans.

Just as it takes work to be in a relationship, so it takes work to not be in a relationship.

Life is full of a thousand red herrings, and it takes the history of a civilisation to work out which are the red herrings and which aren't.

No, I don't want to give my people sticks. I want to give them eyes.

Lost is the time that you don't spend for love.

Everything is connected. There is nothing that is not connected.