Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

The only approval that you need in your life, is the one that comes from God.

The mind does not need four walls to make you its prisoner.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

Considering how little the beginning or the ceasing to love is in our own power, it is foolish and unreasonable for the lover or his mistress to complain of one another's inconstancy.

Aioli intoxicates gently, fills the body with warmth, and the soul with enthusiasm. In its essence it concentrates the strength, the gaiety of Provence: sunshine.

It is not necessary for all men to be great in action. The greatest and sublimest power is often simple patience.

If you want to be happy, be happy.

I awoke one day to find myself famous.

I reckon if I can't spend the day sleeping, the next best thing is to spend it reading and drinking.

We can depend on the world being a perpetual surprise in perpetual motion.