Jesse Petersen, Married With Zombies Quotes
Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.
Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.
Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?
Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.
You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.
