Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

Marriage is a holy bond because it permits two people to help each other work out their spiritual destinies. God declared marriage to be good.

What's a good tournament for him? Winning it. He's good enough.

My best business decision is always to have been unembarrassed about negotiating a decent deal. Not being coy or shy about money is second nature to me.

My parents had a great marriage. Interestingly, it made it harder for me in relationships because I knew what a good relationship looked like.

Anything I want comes into place.

I just said yes to opportunities that came my way.

Writing has made me a better man. It has put me in contact with those fleeting moments which prove the existence.

I couldn’t have asked for more than God in deliberate grace has surprised me with!

Courage is nine-tenths context. What is courageous in one setting can be foolhardy in another and even cowardly in a third.