Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.

I worked every day - Christmas Eve, birthdays - trying to become a great basketball player. Everywhere I went, I had a basketball.

Once you know some things, you can't unknow them. It's a burden that can never be given away.

The Laws of Reasoning consist of the ground, the path, and the result. ...Suffering is in the mind. How we perceive happiness determines our suffering or not.

They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.

What you believe, you receive.

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

Talking out loud to fictional characters is just the tip of the iceberg.

As long as you know what you are doing and how to anticipate and throw, I don't think you need all that much physically.

The path of duty lies in what is near, and men seek for it in what is remote; the work of duty lies in what is easy, and men seek for it in what is difficult.

If we leave the European Union, yes there will be bumps in the road, inevitably, but we will be in a better position to deal with them.