Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.

You are always going to love him, " she said. " You're stuck with that.

At times people who are extremely sad become lighthearted for the most trivial reasons, merely to obtain the relief furnished by the exactly opposite condition.

He who steals a belt buckle pays with his life

I had no way of anticipating the adjustments I would have to make and the suffering I would have to endure in the months and years ahead.

Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.

If I Had My Child to Raise Over Again

It may be more important in the mathematics class how you teach than what you teach.

Every offense is avenged on earth.

I've never really been into ghosts or spirits, and I've only had a couple of those kind of experiences.