Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfections.

The beginning of our happiness lies in the understanding that life without wonder is not worth living.

The loveliest fairy in the world; and her name is Mrs Do as you would bed one by.

You don't have to forego education to do anything. Even if you want to go to the NBA, you should read.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Afternoon classes - that evil invention!

A Cheerful friend is like a sunny day, which sheds its brightness on all around.

And when life's sweet fable ends, soul and body part like friends; no quarrels, murmurs, no delay; a kiss, a sigh, and so away.

Stand tall, laugh loudly, and be who you truly are

Your face looked like something Death brought with him in his suitcase.