At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

It isn't an idea until it’s created, irrespective of its result

I don't want to see him alone. He says things that annoy me. He gives me good advice.

I'm a demon. I do bad things. It's genetic.

The loveliest of trees the cherry now is hung with bloom along the bough and stands about the woodland ride wearing white for Eastertide.

Freedom is the core of all human progress. It believes that nothing's given to us, but if you're willing to work hard. If you're willing to compete, the American dream is there for you.

Each the others world entire.

Anybody can be good when things are going good, but a real player steps up when things are going bad.

The only thing I can point to of why I survived is I have a family that loves me and never wanted any money from me.

Love each other dearly always. There is scarcely anything else in the world but that: to love one another.

The only possible ethic is to do what one wants to do.