And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists.

I made my name”. What does this mean? It means you fought and won your inner battle against fears and restrictions

I don't like to search too much. I find it is easier when romance finds you.

Employment is the surest antidote to sorrow.

[History is] petrified imagination.

Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.

Our headstrong passions shut the door of our souls against God.

Just making sure that they both felt equally loved is what was tough about the twins.

If Wellington epitomizes the English gentleman, Eisenhower epitomizes the natural American gentleman.

I think you know that I classify science as British science, American science, and everybody else.

Envy and jealousy are very harmful because you are never ever satisfied with what you have and you never reflect on what you have. You constantly live your life on what you do not have.