As writers, we can't predict who might come along who might find our offerings valuable.

For me, a play is a form of writing which isn't complete until it is interpreted by actors. But it's still a form of writing. And so most of my time is spent thinking about how to write a sentence.

It's obviously a characteristic of human beings that we like to feel superior to others, but our problem is we are not superior

Who says one instance of writing has anything in common with another instance?

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

I have been vain since birth.

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine!

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

I'm not proud to be me, I'm not excited to be me, but I find that I am me, and like most other individuals, I send out little signals; I tell everyone else how everything looks from where I am.

Patriotism is considered to be an emotion a person ought to feel. But why? Why is it nobler to love your own country than to love someone else's?

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.

The neurological condition of echopraxia is to autonomy as blindsight is to consciousness.

I think no matter what age you are, you know when you love something in your heart.

My relationship with aging is cozy. I'm not trying to play 29 and holding on with white knuckles, you know?

I'm still astonished that somebody would offer me a job and pay me to do what I wanted to do.

I think that teachers have the hardest job in the world, and they are the most unsung heroes so much of the time.

I'd always enjoyed acting, but modeling was so time-consuming - and lucrative - that I didn't pursue it.

You are What you do When it counts" - Armor

We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.

If you make the movie from your heart and it stands over time, that's what matters to me.

The best leaders lift people up versus tear people down.