We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

This is my classic story:I am unpredictable, like the rest of us.

When you're rich, 'crazy' is just 'eccentric'.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Just gimme some stage. I'll make my own way once I get there.

I'm a competitive person, but I have never understood people's competitiveness at the expense of their colleagues.

The study of evolution is an evolution in itself.

I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out.

We, whoever we are, must have a daily goal in our lives, no matter how small or great, to make that day mean something.

When water is still like a mirror it can behold the Moon.

I think Serena Williams is the best tennis player of this generation, if not the best ever. It is amazing for her to be playing as well as she is at the age of 31.