As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

The life of people who do not know their destiny becomes an infinite chain of activities that in fact do not actually mean anything for their success

The American war is over, but this is far from being the case with the American Revolution.

For ourselves, who are ordinary men and women, let us return thanks to Nature for her bounty by using every one of the senses she has given us.

He's got a can up there, ' Richard said.

In a state of anomie, the absence of justice becomes the panacea for justice

Love tickles parts of you that, prior to its influence, you didn't even know could feel.

We'll all be the first to hold up our hands and take it on the chin [can't all be the first Ash!]

I've led a very eclectic life.

I'd like to just work - steadily work - and do parts that I enjoy doing.

The State, in short, subjects people, whereas Society associates them voluntarily.