As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Just as the truth can be buried under a rubble of lies, a lie can be buried under a rubble of truth.

One day I finally decided, that there is no point sharing my feelings, You don't enjoy...

People who are criticizing... don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it.

Meditation on any theme, if positive and honest, inevitably separates him who does the meditating from the opinion prevailing around him, from that which can be called "public" or "popular" opinion.

These fans here are unbelievable. They showed up and showed out tonight. We needed every little bit of it.

[I]t seems to me as clear as daylight that abortion would be a crime.

The Insignificance of Man is a congenial theme; my own insignificance is a sore point.

While being you and truly sharing what you do will bring happiness to others, you won't find contentment merely trying to keep others happy.

April is the cruellest month.

I take an active role in my imaging and how I look.