As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Want true success? Ask yourself these 3 questions daily:1. Who can I serve?2. Where can I contribute greatest?3. Is my work today congruent with my future goals?

Mind power is my art …… so bring the canvas of your mind closer and I will create a masterpiece.

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers, and I linger on the shore, And the individual withers, and the world is more and more.

You just got ta believe, i have never been a quitter in my life or in my career.

True solitude is a din of birdsong, seething leaves, whirling colors, or a clamor of tracks in the snow.

I think in American culture, we put value on economic success but tell people you don't have to be economically successful to be happy.

I'm from Denver, and there is really nothing acting-wise to do there except for theater. I did everything I could get my hands on until I was able to make it to L.A.

Unconfusion submits its confusion to proof; it's not a Herod's oath that cannot change.

There was a wild light in his eyes. "Bring your lightnings, Aes Sedai. I will dance with them.

A right , in the abstract, is a fact ; it is not a thing to be given, established, or conferred; it is. Of the exercise of a right power may deprive me; of the right itself, never.