As a general thing when a woman wears the pants in a family she has a good right to them.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I was so frustrated in Sabbath after the last few albums. I just didn't like the musical direction Sabbath was going in

That indescribable expression peculiar to people who hope they have not been asleep, but know they have.

The idea of Dumbledore's corpse frightened Harry much less than the possibility that he might have misunderstood the living Dumbledore's intentions.

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'

There are plenty of people in the world whose lives are governed by rote and routine. Such people will never be happy dealing with me, because I don't conform.

Leninism is Marxism of the era of imperialism and the proletarian revolution.

The Supreme Court is not elected, and it is therefore not a proper arbiter of social policy.

Only men who are capable of saying Thou [an attitude of deep respect] to one another can truly say we with one another.

The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they have sung for a thousand years.

Nothing can be good if you do it for money or for fame.