Art is a form of catharsis.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I criticize by creation, not by finding fault.

I am not used to hating. Hate sits heavy on my heart. It reeks. I can smell it rotting my insides and I taste it on my tongue.

My health and my family are the core of my being.

To take offence is a great folly, and to give offence is a great folly - I know not which is the greater.

If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film.

I have to be cautious, have my thyroid levels checked, and as long as I do that, I'm fine.

I was born in New Zealand, so I have a lot of family there.

I slept with my mom until I was 16 years old.

But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

But maybe boredom is erotic, when women do it, for men.