Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

That is how we become wise, by living each day attending to the lessons God puts in our path.

Listen! If stars are litIt means there is someone who needs it, It means someone wants them to be, That someone deems those specks of spitMagnificent!

Without inspiration, we’re all like a box of matches that will never be lit.

Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage.

Life, like that water droplet, is everlasting and imperishable. There is only a transition, never an end !

The effect of boredom on a large scale in history is underestimated. It is a main cause of revolutions.

An isolated person requires correspondence as a means of seeing his ideas as others see them, and thus guarding against the dogmatisms and extravagances of solitary and uncorrected speculation.

Sometimes I wish I had every different sort of board that I could just bring out for this surf when I feeling like surfing this board. I love riding old single fins and twin fins.

Lower your standards and relax as it is.

Nothing has ever been said about God that hasn't already been said better by the wind in the pine trees.