Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

Wrong is for other people.

Goodness is, so to speak, itself: badness is only spoiled goodness.

If you want to be unique.Just be yourself.

In the end, the real wisdom of menopause may be in questioning how fun or even sane this chore wheel called modern life actually is.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Trivia rarely affect efficiency. Are all the machinations worth it, when their primary effect is to make the code less readable?

I went from five foot eleven to six foot eight, and the more ball I played, the more I caught on to the game.

If you are a novelist of a certain type of termperament, then what you really want to do is re-invent the world. God wasn't too bad a novelist except he was a Realist.

Tis faith alone that vividly and certainly comprehends the deep mysteries of our religion.

The British are so funny.

It's "a 'disorder of "assumption"' - the notion that their maleness or femaleness is different than what nature assigned to them biologically.