Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.

Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations.

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

All stable processes we shall predict. All unstable processes we shall control.

There probably is a God. Many things are easier to explain if there is than if there isn't.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

My songs aren't bubble gum pop dance songs and I don't have background dancers on every single song.

My body can't put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore - my body is just not on the table that way anymore.

Michelle is 14. Give her a couple of years to get stronger. I mean, she can play on this tour. If she keeps working, keeps doing the right things, there's no reason why she shouldn't be out here.

To yield readily--easily--to the persuasion of a friend is no merit.... To yield without conviction is no compliment to the understanding of either.

Oh sure. Because we always talk about deep down stuff.

I don't play the tuba.

The first step is to fill your life with positive faith that will help you through anything. The second step is to start where you are.

That government that governs least governs best.

This world is the land of the dying; the next is the land of the living.