There probably is a God. Many things are easier to explain if there is than if there isn't.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

You insist that there is something a machine cannot do. If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.

Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations.

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

All stable processes we shall predict. All unstable processes we shall control.

When we talk mathematics, we may be discussing a secondary language built on the primary language of the nervous system.

Titanic started a voyage through history when it sailed away. One century later, there is still no port at sight.

Complains are like the clouds that give no rain no matter how thick they gather.

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters.

Good leaders don't tell people what to do, they give teams capability and inspiration.

I've had to work on being a slow talker.

To Harmodius, descended from the ancient Harmodius, when he reviled Iphicrates [a shoemaker's son] for his mean birth, "My nobility," said he, "begins in me, but yours ends in you.

My first job was in retail at the age of 14, and I have worked in the industry ever since.

I like the term 'misunderstood.' But I am a bit of a bad boy.