Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Never underestimate the power of Faith because when nothing seems possible, Faith makes it possible.

Music is the space between the notes as much as the notes themselves

Why should I be afraid to trust myself to you? I am not afraid, I have been well brought forward by you...

For the most part, that message hasn't changed a lot over the years - love is still love, and heartbreak is still heartbreak.

The best remedy for what ails me is being with you here under the sun.

For both parties in a controversy, the most disagreeable way of retaliating is to be vexed and silent; for the aggressor usually regards the silence as a sign of contempt.

White people are potential humans - they haven't evolved yet.

Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.

While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?