Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

I've won Satan's lottery.

She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.

You sure about this writer thing son?

Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily."No.""Elvis?""I told you, it's supernatural.

Ô, Sunlight! The most precious gold to be found on Earth.

If you experience bliss of the Self (samadhi) amidst complete problematic stage, then know that you have met a “Gnani Purush” [the enlightened one]!

The strongest force in our universe is not overriding power, but love.

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.

My motto in life is, 'If anything is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.'

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

The way I survived growing up in Jersey City was by being funny. It wasn't by being tough. Nobody thought of me as a tough kid, except for the kids I beat up.

Never speak ill of an absent friend.

Deliver us from evil - from moral duplicity and weakness, from laziness and spiritual complacency, from those lies we tell ourselves from our fear of facing the truth.