And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner?

There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.

It's a fact the whole world knows, That Pobbles are happier without their toes.

It takes a long time to make a painter - even with a good artist's education - but without one it tries the patience of Job; it is a great thing if one does not go backward.

They danced by the light of the moon.

I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back.

There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels.

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina.

They went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea; In spite of all their friends could say.

In the middle of the woods Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo. Two old chairs and half a candle, One old jug without a handle- These were all the worldly goods.

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.

To succeed in life you need five things – a burning desire, a willingness to do whatever it takes, wisdom, incredible effort, and a commitment to never ending improvement.

Ultimately, it's a sense of camaraderie and friendship with local people that is core to my journeys.

You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.

I see a lot of similarities and coincidences in life, in general.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

The fact that tradition hinders the individual savage from thinking logically by no means proves that he cannot think logically.

The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

Language is the only thing worth knowing even poorly.

[Van Jones] you should be a racial polemicist. You should be a racial reconciler.

It is a law, of the gods which is never broken, to sell somewhat dearly the great benefits which they confer on us.