And, we put a lot more value, or at least I personally put a lot more value, on the creative values and creative challenges of something than the commercial necessities.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

which pisses her off and makes her scream and i look around my room and miss me.

If you would know the value of money; go, and try to borrow some! For, he that goes a borrowing, goes a sorrowing! and indeed, so does he that lends to such people, when he goes to get it in again!

I'm past doing one chin-up more than I did the day before. I just kind of do what I feel like.

It is easier to gnaw through bone. Than the hide of the heart.

Lots of people take the option of not activating their own life, of really letting it happen.

The primary battle which religion must fight today is the battle to justify its own existence.

People seem to think that if you keep your head empty you automatically fill your balls.

Ever since then I have believed that God is not only a gentleman and a sport; he is a Kentuckian too.

There are three orchestras in Munich, all world-quality, in a city of one million. Yet every hall is full.