I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

Elevate your mind and you elevate your world.

Quality is not for compromise.

There was a side of me that knew I was gonna change the game, but I didn't know how many people would respect it.

Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained.

I don't want to jump off the roof or jump for joy depending on my movie reviews, or whether it makes money. I think the larger, more meaningful things are family and the people you love.

A writer must be hard to live with: when not working he is miserable, and when he is working he is obsessed.

Pushing legislation that would undercut our troops just as we're beginning to make progress in Baghdad.

Let the GRATEFUL HEART sweep through the day that it may recognize in every hour some sweet blessing.

We can't own each other's past. The questioin is whether we have a future together.

Observe and gradually you will come to see that all existence is occurring in empty awareness.