America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more of your economy is dependent on the federal government.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

The truth is simple.Lies are complex.The truth comes in sentences.Lies... in paragraphs.Pay attention to this when someone is communicating with you.

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls’ underwear shouldn’t be one of them.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it’s free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.

Death is just a distant rumour to the young.

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them.

There's no such thing as a standard size movie star, or woman for that matter.

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

Being called gorgeous is not a bad thing! But at the same time, I don’t want to thrive on people’s opinions of me.

One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and>metaphor.

I'm not normally the kind of person who holds on to grudges, I'm really not.