The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

Step out of my sunlight.

Sowing seeds of kindness always reaps a crop of heavenly blessings.

The thread connecting one person, one event, to another exists only in the imagination.

When people shake their heads because we are living in a restless age ask them how they would like to life in a stationary one and do without change.

For women's tears are but the sweat of eyes.

Typically we don't think of cities as being particularly extreme environments, but few places on earth get as hot as a rooftop or as dry as the corner of a heated living room.

President Bush and his administration have tried to pull the wool over our eyes and distract the public from this possibly illegal domestic spying scandal.

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore.

Lost in a crowd of greats, not a single Oscar. That's showbiz.

The success of this album is very much in question. Who knows where it's going to go? My being a Spice Girl is no guarantee of anything, although I hope it'll benefit the sales.