Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Emotions buzz through our beings like busy bees, giving us the gift of living vividly.

He may have confused honor with with with ruthlessness.

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

For it must be very lonely being dead.

If you're lucky as you get older, you respect the craft and it becomes a skill.

In avoiding one vice fools rush into the opposite extreme.

The main way to reduce stress in the workplace is by picking the right people.

Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.

But the day is spent; And stars are kindling in the firmament, To us how silent--though like ours, perchance, Busy and full of life and circumstance.

Tactics is knowing what to do when there is something to do. Strategy is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do.