Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Wow!” gasped Julia. They saw 20 or more young children of every sort lyingon the cold, bare ground.

Most people have to get to a point where they don't have a choice before they'll change something.

Her voice.That's what drew me to her. It was gorgeous, perfect, angelic.Ironic, that a demon should be drawn to the voice of an angel.

Father's Day is like Mother's Day except the gift is cheaper.

Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

Ultimately you can't repress individuality, even though you can try.

There aren't four seasons a year in the mountains; there are forty seasons a day up there in those divine altitudes!

We will get them stuck in the mud and we will certainly defeat them.

Do nothing but be prepared to do anything.

We all have our essential nature. If you're good with numbers, you don't even know you're good with numbers because that's how your mind works.