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Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!


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Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.



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My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?



Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.



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A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.



Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.



Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.



Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.



It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.

It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.



Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.





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I don't like to get pigeonholed. I don't like it when people think they have you sewn up.




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