All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.

We were in recycling before recycling was cool.

It is his capacity for self-improvement and self-redemption which most distinguishes man from the mere brute.

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive thing.

Love understands love; it needs no talk.

The snow has at last melted, the fields regain their herbage, and the trees their leaves.

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.

My own will and desires were now very much broken, and my heart was with much earnestness turned to the Lord, to whom alone I looked for help in the dangers before me.

You can't always be demanding solidarity from others and then refuse to show it yourself.