Christmas Eve Quotes

Christmas Eve Quote of the day

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

The answer is hard work. What are you doing on Christmas Eve? Are you riding your bike? January 1st - are you riding your bike?

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

Peace on earth and mercy mild are still possible. On Christmas Eve, all things are possible.

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

The story had held us, round the fire, sufficiently breathless, but except the obvious remark that it was gruesome, as, on Christmas Eve in an old house, a strange tale should essentially be . . .

This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

One strain could call up the quivering expectancy of Christmas Eve, childhood, joy and sadness, the lonely wonder of a star

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.