All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

God never gave up on us.We did!

Man is fond of reckoning up his troubles, but does not count his joys.

The whole bloated sensation of success is wiped clean when among family. There is no pressure of being looked upon as 'the brilliant one' but rather the comforts of always being the pupil.

You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him aswell? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem.

Food is a passion. Food is love.

The most successful and brilliant work a lighting designer can do is usually the least noticeable.

The truth is, we like to talk over our disasters, because they are ours; and others like to listen, because they are not theirs.

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

Every morning we have a choice -- forget our dreams or live them.

Those who judge children in their innocence, prove themselves the lesser of character and the greater of ignorance.