All I do know is that I'll never be able to achieve what Tommy Docherty did, and that is take Aston Villa into the third division and Manchester United into the second division

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

Difficulty is only a matter of the willingness to do.

I think if someone could demonstrate to me that fiction did no good, I would still do it, because I think it does good for me.

Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in a haz-mat team. Seriously.

I thought Johnny Depp was so cute when I was younger.

I have always been a combination of both security and insecurity.

Who leaves the pine-tree, leaves his friend, Unnerves his strength, invites his end.

I was signed at 18 and had to grow up quickly.

When the ship is sinking and you're forced to choose sides, the new solution is to jump from island to island to island. You don't have to pick.

In a different time, in a different place, it is always some other side of our common human nature that has been developing itself. The actual truth is the sum of all these.

I was never the one that really wanted to be a solo artist, I was always in groups.