Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

You know you're on the right path when you look around and see people you want to be like!

The universe bends to a still mind, peace be still.

The Iraquis can see it. The Kurds can feel it. The jihadists are counting on it.

I don't like paying taxes, same as everybody else.

At times, the most dangerous politicians have been those impelled by dreams and ideals, rather than basic realities.

When we’re alone together, I’m the destination. When I’m here in her life at school, I’m the disruption.

One way isn't better than the other; they're just different.

Unmediated joy was nowadays unfashionable.

I would like to work with Jack Nicholson, before it's too late.

Smiling can be a competitive advantage. It makes everyone feel better and every situation brighter.