Aha! So I’m not crazy.” “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind it forces you to stretch your own.

If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!

My heart is an empty refrigerator.

The simple truth is that happy people generally don't get sick.

Divorce is not the end of the world. It's worse to stay in an unhealthy marriage. That's a worse example for the children.

If the inner world is inundated with peace, then the nightmare of world war cannot even come into being.

Phone networks can capture life on our planet.

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

I don't have any intention to stop. Rock 'n' roll is my main concern.

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.