Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land, - it largely increases the product.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

The tongue never rests. It speaks even when we sleep. It speaks through the mind even when the mouth keeps shut

Switch over to the right channel in your life --- positive attitude, right kind of food, right people and positive conversations.

Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.

Top of mind means tip of tongue.

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

I never really paid attention to sales until the second record.

The world is a shoulder of dark meat (black flesh of an old mule). And the light is on the other side.

Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical.

Trump was the logical outcome of the Republican's irrational, racialized backlash to Obama that had utterly come to dominate the party's thinking.

I urge young women to look ahead and see if they want to have a lonely old age or do they want to have what I have, which is the joy of 14 beautiful grandchildren.