Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

You know I had rather be laughed at than not to be noticed at all.

The prime purposes of our lives is to help others, love others, and be kind to others.

Not knowing the answer to a question is not a valid excuse for making up a fairytale to explain it.

If I think too hard about a relationship, I'll talk myself out of it.

If you change the society and a culture, the politics will follow.

I told them my system was based on the "ant plan," that I'd gotten the idea watching a colony of ants in Africa during the war. A whole bunch of ants working toward a common goal.

...and deliver me from evil." "Amen.

The older I grow the more do I love spring and spring flowers. Is it so with you?

I would be happy to accept asylum, political asylum, in India — a nation I love. In return, I will bring Mayawati a range of the finest British footwear.

Every man contains within himself a ghost continent.

If you go the way of your thoughts you will be carried away by them and you will find yourself in an endless maze.