Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

We were created to work (not have jobs) for a living

In olden days people were worse than us but knew much more than us.

Following a code of silence, you're never gonna lose the anger.

Women are defined by their biography, and men are sacrosanct from their biography.

I regard the whole university system as a wretched sham. Knowledge! It has no more to do with knowledge than my boots.

War doesn't need more participants. It needs fewer participants.

I'm a terrible cook, so I usually eat out with friends.

At the end of the day, I can end up just totally wacky, because I've made mountains out of molehills. With meditation, I can keep them as molehills.

Our competitors aren’t taking our market share with devices; they are taking our market share with an entire ecosystem.

Rewards should go to teams as a whole.