Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It's the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

What can you conceive more silly and extravagant than to suppose a man racking his brains and studying night and day how to fly?

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.

Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too well.

But when the 'Glee' audition came around, my manager literally had to talk me into it. I was petrified to sing in front of anyone.

Just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer!

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

We might all place ourselves in one of two ranks the women who do something, and the women who do nothing; the first being of course the only creditable place to occupy.

If you don't find God in the next person you meet, it is a waste of time looking for him further.

Either I do not corrupt the young or, if I do, it is unwillingly.

Football is my first passion. I've played it since I was a little kid.