Above all, have a good time. If you aren’t enjoying writing it, you can hardly expect someone else to enjoy reading it.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

You sure you're all right? You aren't out here pondering dark female thoughts are you?

Be careful of the friends you frequently expose your mind to, because they could succeed in realigning the direction of your life.

My heart felt withered, a neglected fruit that would never again sweeten, now that my love was dead.

And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

In boxing you create a strategy to beat each new opponent, it's just like chess.

We won't get fooled again!

I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity.