A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Hope is the first step to healing

It is not easy always to be joyful, to keep in mind the duty of delight.

Don't spin your wheels and stress. Take a deep breath, center yourself and make a plan.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Take in everything before you and let your eyes be drenched with beauty, and as you love beauty in a reverent way it becomes a sacrament to you.

Everytime we teach a child something, we prevent him from inventing it himself.

I don't know how I kept sane - maybe I'm not sane

My own opinion is that just as fundamentally man and woman are one, their problems must be one in essence.

Truth can be attested by the supernatural, but so can falsehood.

I believe that we were meant to live as social creatures, to reach out and bless each other's lives.