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E.W. Howe Quotes: A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
         

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.


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I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.



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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.



You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.



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Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.



Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.



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Photography must be integrated with the story.



The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.



Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.



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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.



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The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.





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