A man may truly live in his dreams, his noblest dreams, but only, only if he is worthy of those dreams.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

The worse they are the more they see beauty in each other.

Our decisions are the one thing we can control. Today’s the day to make those choices really count.

Raise boys and girls the same way.

The 10% between 90% done to 100% done takes most of the time, causes most of the stress, but is all of the value.

I'm a believer in that you can't really choose your audience, your audience chooses you.

Between being loved and being feared, I have always believed Machiavelli was right. If nobody is afraid of me, I’m meaningless.

Choice or freedom of choice is just an existential concern. But for photographers, it's a lifetime's preoccupation.

The injuries that befall us unexpectedly are less severe than those which are deliberately anticipated.

There is a world which poets cannot seem to enter. It is the world everybody else lives in. And the only thing poets seem to have in common is their yearning to enter this world.

you got to want it to be good, and I don't want it.