A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

One of the things I’ve learnt about goals is people will write them or wrong them.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

Acting isn't a side thing - you have to live and breathe it.

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.

A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.

The best book I read this year was 'The Da Vinci Code.'

I strongly support Roe v. Wade, which guarantees a constitutional right to a woman to make the most intimate, most difficult, in many cases, decisions about her health care that one can imagine.

I'm a very proud person.

I think people ought to do what they feel useful at the time. If I do things because I ought to do them, I switch off.

I don't separate my books into historical novels and the rest. To me, they're all made-up worlds, and both kinds are borne out of curiosity, some investigation into the past.