A lot of comedians today have misunderstood the concept of a subversive comedian. If you really want to be subversive, you have to please and offend in equal amounts.

It will lead many musicians out of the cul-de-sac they currently face. And those that do not understand will be cursed to make disposable music on laptops forever.

You never have to choose between being the pure artist or the craven, sellout entertainer. You can be both.

Europeans invented art for the last 300 years, and the Americans kind of killed it with a big, huge rock.

Being a mathematical genius doesn't do you any favors as far as having something to say in music. You see every style as equal, and you want complicated music to devour.

On I’ll pass, dragging my huge love behind me.On whatfeverish night, deliria-ridden, by what Goliaths was I begot – I, so bigand by no one needed?

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, but I’m terribly lonely without myself.

You actually, waste time when you cry over wasted time. Time should be a guide that helps you focus. All you should worry about is ageing with unfinished business.

The better I get to know men the more I find myself loving dogs.

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

Love so that you may actually be what you innately are.

Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer.

I've got a Championship game to play and I'm excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it.

I don't think you get perfect couples. At best you get two people building something, and working at it, and loving each other, and doing their best to communicate.

Neither one of us could be sure we'd get our money back on this investment, but we just wanted to have company of our own for once because we were best friends.