A kiss unlike any other kiss. There was no denying that.

Whatever you guys call it. Man up. Get your panties out of a wad. Put on your big boy shorts. Grow a set.

You’re going to let her wander into someone else’s arms? There’s another man who could protect her better than you? Well, if that’s true—

Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?

Friendly fire was never friendly, and it was coming. Operation Stand-and-Watch was over. Did that mean Operation Bust-His-Balls was on deck?

I thought you were more like GI Joe, but now that I know about the cape, you sound more like Superman." Mia Kensington to Colby Winters

Love is the color of peace.

If you have to have it, it's ego. If you have to not have it, it's ego. Hold life lightly and it will deliver what you need and release what you don't.

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.

Only the contemptible fear contempt.

Self-realization is the last game on earth worth playing.

I do have to say I have been very fortunate.

I'm here to confuse you. Confusion is my right and left hook.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

As my mom says, I was a little bit of a slacker in high school. I really was just kind of unmotivated, a little bit lazy, so my grades weren't that good.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.