A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

That was a good day for me, " Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.

May God guide and lead us to a glorious future.

Respect Rewards

There is a very great difference between older and old, the former being desirable and the latter being inevitable.

I'm not slick. I'm not polished. I think my strength is in reacting.

Our senses are always part of the process.

I want to put a soul in a garment. I don't want my clothes to be perfect, because human beings are not perfect.

There is always scope for football to be more charitable but a lot happens already. Personally I have always been passionate about charity.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.