A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

May you look back on the past with as much pleasure as you look forward to the future.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.

Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

A system tends to grow in complexity instead of simplicity, until the resulting unreliability becomes intolerable.

Who combats bravely is not therefore brave, He dreads a death-bed like the meanest slave: Who reasons wisely is not therefore wise,- His pride in reasoning, not in acting lies.

Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

In Tanzania, it was more than one hundred tribal units which lost their freedom; it was one nation that regained it.

When I'm offered a role, I look at what I think I can do with it. I look to see if I can project myself into it.

There was another Cleveland rally [of Hillary Clinton] - this one with LeBron James.

Within chaos lies opportunity.

The most effective and most accessible way to acquire the maximum of constructive power is to love truly and wisely.

Trust is everything. If I didn't have trust, there would be no downloads, no show, and no business.

i like to think that im helping them by hating them